What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:41

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
A View to a Kill
How did you know you weren't the narc?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
Are there any more 'nun' jokes?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
When do you start "growing old"?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!